Uhhh, I get that this question is hilarious given the handle I just handed over, but is time even real. Especially here.

[He shrugs and shakes his head.]

Not that long, I guess? But maybe longer than I think? I got this feeling like I've been half-awake my whole life. Unlife. Some kind of long time if time is a thing whose thingness we're agreeing to entertain.