No way, dude. Regular food poisoning's bad enough, can you imagine getting a case of that so bad your own fucking organs shut down inside you? Whatever took me out, I hope it happened fast. None of that 'my own traitorous circulatory system pumps venom directly into my soft lung tissue' or 'exotic fungal concoctions shred my stomach lining and fill my entire abdominal cavity with gastric acid' horseshit. Hard pass.