[discord @everyone notification noise]

[phantasmagorial]

A few days after, uh... you know, all that shit goes down, the Executors will wake up one morning to find a fancy looking smartphone has been just... deposited next to wherever their heads happened to be as they slept. Thankfully for the chunky boys among us (lookin at you, Lion) they appear to be completely indestructible and have the unnerving ability to just sort of reappear in your hand whenever you realize you've misplaced it.

Fiddling with the phone will eventually lead you to a message from Rei, apparently sent before the phones were dished out.

Hi everyone. I thought it might be a good idea for us to have a way of keeping in touch in case of emergencies so I traded some books and food from Limbo to get these phones. We can send messages, make calls and just keep in touch with each other across Purgatory a lot more easily this way. I hope so, anyway.

The clerk said they could deliver them all for me when they were ready and I'm not really sure how that works so I hope they get to everyone in time.

With that – congratulations! You now have access to network features. Executors can use their phone to make text, video and audio posts as well as calling and texting each other privately. They can send photos, videos and audio recordings and, yes, there is a messaging app (Discordia, so it's called) full of emojis that already has a group chat set up. Enjoy, shitposters.

Comments

@blauendonau

[seasharp]

that's our fearless leader for you! always thinking ahead

(╯♡ ∇ ♡)╯✧･ﾟ:*✧ thank you rei!

raisondetre

[phantasmagorial]

SOMEBODY has to.

I'm glad they're working for everybody though.

[seasharp]

nobody wants ME being the brains of any operation

much better that it's you doing it! 🎶

[phantasmagorial]

You really think so?
I still feel like I haven't done very much that a leader should be doing...

[daughterofthemark]

youve inspired us and brought us together with one purpose

[phantasmagorial]

I didn't really do anything except offer the contract though!

[daughterofthemark]

all of us accepted it because of you 🙂

oh thats what that does

[phantasmagorial]

It's still a little embarrassing though. You didn't know me at all back then.

[seasharp]

well you basically brought us all together

doesn't that count for something?

[phantasmagorial]

All I did was offer you the contract! It's not like I'm the boss or that I'm in charge of you all or anything like that. Really, I'm just grateful you all agreed.

[seasharp]

but you've got that

what's it called...

a magnetic personality, maybe...?

[phantasmagorial]

That can't be a real thing.

[ she refuses to believe it!! ]

[seasharp]

[okay missy you listen here]

rei

i have something very important to tell you

please hear me out

@viatorem

[schardynfreude]

😮That face is FAR superior to the standard faces! How did you manage those shapes??

[seasharp]

you just have to access some other characters! (｡◝‿◜｡)

just keep going through your keyboard settings!!

@materia_medica

[mementomoritz]

isn't it great? :D
now i can do science selfies!!

[Attached is a photo of Medic striking a cheery pose in... is that the kitchen of one of the Invidia apartments? It looks like she's been rearranging everything to turn it into some kind of lab.]

[seasharp]

is that a kitchen

are you doing science in a kitchen

[mementomoritz]

it WAS a kitchen
now it's a lab!!
i've been working on it all day

[seasharp]

is that

safe??? 〳 •́ ﹏ •̀ 〵

[mementomoritz]

it is NOW (っ^‿^)っ
earlier this morning before i set up the eyewash station and the fume hood, absolutely not u_u

[seasharp]

whats a fume hood

[mementomoritz]

oh, it's for sucking away toxic gases
you can never be too careful ^-^

[seasharp]

but where does the gas go after

@mona

[alcahest]

That face is very cute.

[seasharp]

aw gee（*´▽｀*）