[discord @everyone notification noise]

[phantasmagorial]

A few days after, uh... you know, all that shit goes down, the Executors will wake up one morning to find a fancy looking smartphone has been just... deposited next to wherever their heads happened to be as they slept. Thankfully for the chunky boys among us (lookin at you, Lion) they appear to be completely indestructible and have the unnerving ability to just sort of reappear in your hand whenever you realize you've misplaced it.

Fiddling with the phone will eventually lead you to a message from Rei, apparently sent before the phones were dished out.

Hi everyone. I thought it might be a good idea for us to have a way of keeping in touch in case of emergencies so I traded some books and food from Limbo to get these phones. We can send messages, make calls and just keep in touch with each other across Purgatory a lot more easily this way. I hope so, anyway.

The clerk said they could deliver them all for me when they were ready and I'm not really sure how that works so I hope they get to everyone in time.

With that – congratulations! You now have access to network features. Executors can use their phone to make text, video and audio posts as well as calling and texting each other privately. They can send photos, videos and audio recordings and, yes, there is a messaging app (Discordia, so it's called) full of emojis that already has a group chat set up. Enjoy, shitposters.

Comments

[emberserker]

And your own name, I see.

[morelikeisabeast]

YEAH! I’m not just the jock anymore!!!!

[emberserker]

Well, at least you weren't "Pariah," but it must be an
upgrade for you nonetheless.

[morelikeisabeast]

[Isabel spent a moment trying to decide what "Pariah" meant. She ultimately wasn't sure, but was too embarrassed to ask.

So instead she went with.]

What should I call you instead then?

[emberserker]

I'm keeping Wolfsbane for now. At least it isn't as painful as some of the options others got stuck with.

[morelikeisabeast]

That sounds realy cool! Almost like youre some kind of superhero!

[emberserker]

I don't know about that, but it's serviceable. We've got more important things to worry about than names, haven't we?

[morelikeisabeast]

Do we?

I mean, yeah there are revenants to beat up and that's really awesome

*important

But I wanna know who I am too

[emberserker]

That's only natural. I know I surely didn't want to die. I don't know what killed me, either.

[She has a guess, but whenever she thinks about it...]