[discord @everyone notification noise]

[phantasmagorial]

A few days after, uh... you know, all that shit goes down, the Executors will wake up one morning to find a fancy looking smartphone has been just... deposited next to wherever their heads happened to be as they slept. Thankfully for the chunky boys among us (lookin at you, Lion) they appear to be completely indestructible and have the unnerving ability to just sort of reappear in your hand whenever you realize you've misplaced it.

Fiddling with the phone will eventually lead you to a message from Rei, apparently sent before the phones were dished out.

Hi everyone. I thought it might be a good idea for us to have a way of keeping in touch in case of emergencies so I traded some books and food from Limbo to get these phones. We can send messages, make calls and just keep in touch with each other across Purgatory a lot more easily this way. I hope so, anyway.

The clerk said they could deliver them all for me when they were ready and I'm not really sure how that works so I hope they get to everyone in time.

With that – congratulations! You now have access to network features. Executors can use their phone to make text, video and audio posts as well as calling and texting each other privately. They can send photos, videos and audio recordings and, yes, there is a messaging app (Discordia, so it's called) full of emojis that already has a group chat set up. Enjoy, shitposters.

Comments

[mementomoritz]

maybe we'll get one on the team eventually ^-^
after all, sooner or later, EVERYONE dies
at least so far

[She's not going to rule it out, you never know.]

[emberserker]

We don't even know how to properly awaken the dead who are here.

[mementomoritz]

not yet

[Look, every self-respecting mad scientist has to try and raise the dead at least once, even if they're deceased already.]

[emberserker]

Oh, what are you planning now.

[mementomoritz]

i don't actually know how spectral neurology and cognition works
but i WILL :D :D
someday
as soon as i can get my hands on an MRI here

[emberserker]

Why would the dead need hospital equipment? We're dead.

[mementomoritz]

why do the dead need a coffee shop

[...she's got a point on that one.]

[emberserker]

We still eat. ...fine, however. I suppose there's no room in looking.