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[callbacks]

[Remember that one Spectre randomly accosting people for interviews on fuck all? Looks like some teenage D-bag in shades actually saw fit to entertain her questions. Oh dear. The brief interview doesn't get nearly as much unreal air as li'l Miss Invidia of poisonous fame, but it's playing here and there today. The brief clip might not merit any attention at all, except...]

...local establishment you think more Invidians should know about?

[The kid lights up suddenly without actually smiling, rising up a little on the balls of his feet with his hands still jammed in his pockets.]

Shit, dawgs, you have no idea. You got yourselves a national--or, like--at least a municipal treasure sitting like a bereft and sack-clothed widow at the corner of Ignored and Abandoned. You assholes don't know what you're missing. It's a downright indignation, the lack of patronage enjoyed by this magnificently unironic piece of shit business modeling. Hold on to your asses because I'mma need you to get 'em parked pronto-mundo in the chairs at Mr. Dudeguy's BBQ and Foot Massage-While-You-Wait.

[He takes a breath, and it's at this point the interviewer really should have moved on, but it's too late. It's always already too late.]

Got a long-standing nation in my imagination
All staycationing in line at the bee-bee-queue,
Awaitin' pork and grilled onions while Granny get her bunions
Caressed lovingly in the hands of a master in toe-fu,
By which I mean podia-shiatsu-jutsu-fu,
Though you could probably order tofu, too, I mean, I ain't the boss of you
If that's the shit you want to order smoked and spice-rubbed for you.
Uh, anyway,
All I'm sayin' is it's the sweetest jerk-and-rub of a release
Your mortal soul can experience post-cease.

[...Did he just--]

You know, if that's how you feel about it. Anyway, yeah. Check it. Cat does a sweet kebab.

[In any case, business is now booming at BBQ and Foot Massage-While-U-Wait. Lines are out the door and around the block. A full street away, a hunched, furtive-looking blond is bargaining in desperate, hissed tones with a seller of hoodies.]

Please, no, I'm begging--no. I can't give you the sunglasses, I'm on a strictly no shades-trades platform. Can't you just--holy shit.

[Sensing someone looking at him, he stiffens and turns away further. He will ollie off this entire layer if he has to, Jesus.]

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[crypddyd]

Well, I am certainly fond of her, but do not mistake it for anything... untoward. She is quite a bit younger than me. I simply have much respect for her... and I do recall something like knight training. So you might be correct there.

[Oh, there she is!]

Lady Rei! Yes, this is Clocks. I found him in the... Entertainment District?

[he's still unsure about the names of things here]

[callbacks]

[Oh holy shit, yeah, she's tiny. Even Clocks looks faintly embarrassed by his own suggestion. Still, he rallies and nods.]

'Sup. I hear there's a problem with some gears downstairs?

[phantasmagorial]

[ That gets a weary smile. ]

I guess you could put it like that. ... You're awake, like the rest of us, right?

[ Presumably why Lion brought him here. ]

How much do you know so far?

[crypddyd]

[Lion goes to glance at the magazines she was reading, deciding to stay for now sine clocks seemed so unsure about all of this.]

I told him some of the basics, but... explanations are not my strong point.

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I'm dead, shit's broke, you guys are trying to go fix it but that Esme broad is blocking the way somehow with TV mind control but not really? Also you give people magical transformation powers but the fighting's optional.

[A glance Lion's way, then back to Rei. Not that it's easy to tell, what with the sunglasses.]

...Didn't actually hear much about what y'all come up against specifically. Hellish horseshit, I'd have to guess, given the premise.

[phantasmagorial]

[ That's a pretty good cliffnotes version of events, huh. Shout out to Lion. ]

... well... since we're all stuck here, there's been souls who've been here long enough to completely lose parts of themselves even without going through the Cogs of Renewal. It ends up driving them mad and turning them into... something else.

They're called Revenants and they're more dangerous than you'd think.

[crypddyd]

If the Cogs are not restored we all would eventually become similar beasts. In destroying them we return them to a more basic form... so there is no concern about 'killing' them in any true way.

[callbacks]

...Hadn't even gotten around to worrying about that yet, TBH.

[One hand's stuffed in the pocket of the jacket Lion's lending him, the other rubs the back of his skull as he mulls this all over.]

Look, I'll keep it real. I'm not jazzed about the idea of having to play underworld combat hero here, but... doesn't look like any of us have a lot of wiggle room. Weird undead monster transformation is not my kink and that's okay.

If I agree to help you, am I signing onto the whole thing? Like, all in, forever? We get to hang up the cape or whatever if we're done before quest's end?

[phantasmagorial]

What? No, you– of course I wouldn't– I mean–

[ She seems so flustered-slash-horrified at the entire concept he's presenting that she ends up leaping to her feet to emphasize her words.

... Not that it makes a huge amount of difference, height-wise, but still. ]

You don't have to do any of this if you don't want to! And even if you decide to become an Executor – you can leave any time. We'd never make you fight or force you to come with us if it wasn't something you wanted to do.

[crypddyd]

[Would picking her up to Dave's eye line help? He won't because that's a weird thing to do unprompted but just say the word, Lady Rei!

He does nod along with this though, not wanting to interrupt]

[callbacks]

Oh. Well, all right. Sounds cool.

[A second, and then he nods, just in case they don't get it. He's in.

THAT'S IT THAT'S ALL IT TAKES.]

[phantasmagorial]

... A–are you sure?

[ This seems SUSPICIOUSLY easy!! ]

[callbacks]

Yeah, like--you're saying I don't have to throw down if I don't want to and I can ollie whenever. So it's not like I'm doing more than temporarily pledging my allegiance to the flag of ye Afterschool Ghost Club for a Better Future. Least I can do after the Big L here let me borrow the literal shirt off his broad and mildly smelly back.

[He spreads his arms to show off Lion's hoodie.]

Who knows how many prostrate torsos of boot-kissing fans I'd be tripping over around here otherwise. Shit, I'm rude but I'm not ungrateful.

1/2

[crypddyd]

The Big L... I quite like that.

[crypddyd]

Wait... I am not smelly! Lady Rei, you would tell me if I was smelly, correct?!

[He does have a bit of under washed hobo man funk to him, sorry Lion that comes with being from pre-showers]

[phantasmagorial]

[ . . . ]

Anyway!

[ Rei very pointedly Does Not Answer. ]

If you're really sure, then I can offer you the contract right now. B–but only if you're really, really sure!

[ Her manners mean she has to ask at least thirty times before being completely sure about actually getting this on track. ]

[callbacks]

I'm good, kid, I promise. C'mon, let's make this shit happen. I'm not signing in blood or anything, right? Do I even have blood...

[crypddyd]

[he is huffing at Rei not assuring him that his manly smell is totally fine and okay]

Not really. It's more... sparkly... something.

[phantasmagorial]

Okay. Since you're sure, I'll establish the contract.

[ She's done this enough times now, that it's with a pretty practiced efficiency that she pulls her sleeve down to reveal the symbol stamped onto her skin in stark black. She extends her hand towards Clocks and it begins to glow a brilliant gold – then a white, that washes away everything around them. For a second, the world grinds to a halt... and then with another flash of light, the world snaps back into normalcy.

Contract established.

On top of the power freebie you already claimed, you also have a free Memoria Regain, and a free Idea to use as you'd like! ]

[callbacks]

[The memory hits him before the light even fades. Clocks remembers--remembers something, something that makes him flinch and grimace visibly behind his sunglasses. He jerks back and lifts his own hand, not to extend it, but to look at the palm.

On the pale surface of his own skin, two interlocking gears appear. He stares at them a moment, as if seeing something else, then shakes his head. Shakes the whole thing off.

Tries to, anyway.]

Okay. That's. ...Yup.

[He jams his hand back in its pocket.]

So--yeah. That's it, or...? I mean, are you guys doing anything now you need a pink and wailing pacifier-sucking greenhorn to help with, or am I, you know. Good.

[crypddyd]

[he gives Clocks a sympathetic look but doesn't ask- just because he knows a returning memory when he sees it doesn't mean it's polite to ask. Instead:]

Nothing right this moment, but... ah-! Rei, Clocks is a very talented singer and handled the people here well. Perhaps he cpuld help with the diva... I mean, the idol plan to dethrone Esme?

[phantasmagorial]

[ Her instinct is, of course, to ask if Clocks is alright, but she's learned at this point that prodding people too much about their memories tends not to go great. So, subject change go! ]

Ah, yes... well, none of us are really idols yet, so we could definitely use the help from someone who knows what they're doing.

[callbacks]

What.

[Faintly alarmed, he looks at Lion, then at Rei, and then the gears in his brain click into motion and he starts to put it together. Yes, much better to process this intel than whatever the fuck fucked-up vision that was.]

Hang on. When you say you're trying to dethrone that broad... you mean you're after her pop culture crown in some kind of Slumberland's Got Talent sing-off? For real?

[crypddyd]

[It takes him a moment to translate Clocks-speak but once he does:]

That's right. Her power comes from the adoration of the spirits living here. As it stands we can not defeat her even with our greater numbers. But, if we disrupt her power base we can then attack her in the more... traditional way.

[He seems to be a bit too excited by the "traditional way", but looks slightly shamed when he glances at Rei and reverts to his softer tone]

Ah... only if she refuses to let us pass peacefully, of course.

[phantasmagorial]

[ Aww, he's learning. Rei's proud of him. ]

That's right. Because she's so beloved by all the people in the city, she has control here. We can't fight her, but what we can do is try and replace her. That way, we can hopefully pass on through without any problems.